{"id":120,"date":"2012-10-07T07:11:09","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T07:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/?p=120"},"modified":"2012-10-07T07:11:09","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T07:11:09","slug":"piada-do-ary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"Piada do Ary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No post anterior eu comecei falando de palavr\u00e3o e piadas fortes. A id\u00e9ia era colocar uma piada do Ary, mas a hist\u00f3ria de repente tomou outro rumo. Ent\u00e3o aqui vai a piadinha do Ary, chamada Cadastro \u00fanico. Com palavr\u00e3o, claro. Mas segundo Dercy Gon\u00e7alves:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Palavr\u00e3o, meu filho, \u00e9 condom\u00ednio, palavr\u00e3o \u00e9 fome, palavr\u00e3o \u00e9 a maldade que est\u00e3o fazendo com um col\u00edrio custando 40 mil r\u00e9is, palavr\u00e3o \u00e9 n\u00e3o ter cama nos hospitais&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ela sempre teve resposta para tudo, principalmente quando perguntavam por que ela falava tanto palavr\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0XDtoQ32L4w?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No post anterior eu comecei falando de palavr\u00e3o e piadas fortes. A id\u00e9ia era colocar uma piada do Ary, mas a hist\u00f3ria de repente tomou outro rumo. Ent\u00e3o aqui vai a piadinha do Ary, chamada Cadastro \u00fanico. Com palavr\u00e3o, claro. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/?p=120\">Continuar a ler <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-piadinhas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions\/122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}