{"id":399,"date":"2013-02-23T12:44:08","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T12:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/?p=399"},"modified":"2013-02-23T12:44:09","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T12:44:09","slug":"piadinha-de-traicao","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Piadinha de trai\u00e7\u00e3o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">TRAI\u00c7\u00c3O \u00c0\u00a0 MINEIRA<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>O\u00a0 amigo chega pro Carzeduardo e fala:<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0 Carzeduardo, sua mui\u00e9 t\u00e1 te traino co Arcide.<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0 Magina!! Ela num trai eu n\u00e3o. C\u00ea t\u00e1 inganado, s\u00f4.<br \/>\n&#8211; Carzeduardo! Toda veiz qui oc\u00ea sai pra trabai\u00e1, o Arcide vai pra sua casa e prega ferro\u00a0 nela.<br \/>\n&#8211; Duvido! Ele n\u00e3o teria corage&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0 Mais teve! Pode confiri.<\/p>\n<p>Indignado com o que o\u00a0 amigo diz, o Carzeduardo finge que sai de casa, sesconde dentro do guarda-roupa e fica olhando pela fresta da porta.<br \/>\nLogo v\u00ea sua mulher levando o Arcide para dentro do quarto pra come\u00e7ar a sacanage.<\/p>\n<p>Mais tarde, ele encontra com o amigo, que lhe pergunta o que houve.<br \/>\nE ent\u00e3o, o Carzeduardo relata cabisbaixo:<br \/>\n&#8211; Foi terrive di v\u00ea!!!<br \/>\nEle jogou ela na cama, tirou a brusa&#8230;e os peito caiu.<br \/>\nTirou a carcinha&#8230;e a barriga\u00a0e a bunda dispencaro.<br \/>\nTirou as meia&#8230;e\u00a0 apariceu aquelas varizaiada toda, as perna tuuudo cabiluda.<br \/>\nE eu dentro do guarda-roupa, cas m\u00e3os no rosto, pensava:<br \/>\n&#8216;Ai&#8230;qui vergonha que t\u00f4 do Arcide!!!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TRAI\u00c7\u00c3O \u00c0\u00a0 MINEIRA O\u00a0 amigo chega pro Carzeduardo e fala: &#8211;\u00a0 Carzeduardo, sua mui\u00e9 t\u00e1 te traino co Arcide. &#8211;\u00a0 Magina!! Ela num trai eu n\u00e3o. C\u00ea t\u00e1 inganado, s\u00f4. &#8211; Carzeduardo! Toda veiz qui oc\u00ea sai pra trabai\u00e1, o &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/?p=399\">Continuar a ler <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-piadinhas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}