{"id":6683,"date":"2025-02-16T14:35:23","date_gmt":"2025-02-16T12:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/?p=6683"},"modified":"2025-02-16T19:48:46","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T17:48:46","slug":"ups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/?p=6683","title":{"rendered":"Ups, caiu tudo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vim pra Su\u00e9cia encontrar duas amigas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elas gostam de tomar banho de mar no inverno e me trouxeram para um p\u00eder chamado Kallbadhus, que traduzindo quer dizer casa do banho gelado.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"181\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1223441050152216467004719-300x181.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6681\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1223441050152216467004719-300x181.jpg 300w, http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1223441050152216467004719-768x464.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1223441050152216467004719.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Faz 75 minutos que elas est\u00e3o l\u00e1 dentro da Kallbadhus, pulando no mar e depois entrando na sauna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu n\u00e3o gosto de passar frio, e hoje a temperatura est\u00e1 abaixo de zero. Estou no restaurante, no quentinho, esperando elas sa\u00edrem de l\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Comprei um suco, e quando me virei, quase esbarrei na gar\u00e7onete carregando duas bandejas com copos vazios.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ufa, evitei esse acidente. Sa\u00ed da frente dela e tr\u00eas segundos depois escuto tudo caindo no ch\u00e3o e se quebrando.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O povo ficou me olhando, mas n\u00e3o foi minha culpa. Eu sa\u00ed da frente dela e conseguir evitar o acidente. N\u00e3o sei onde ela trope\u00e7ou depois. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da\u00ed fui caminhar um pouco na praia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quando penso em praia, penso: calor, sol e mar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sol e mar tem. Mas tamb\u00e9m tem neve, uma camada de dez metros de gelo sobre a \u00e1gua e toneladas de algas em decomposi\u00e7\u00e3o sobre a areia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1243341811942163197787628-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6682\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1243341811942163197787628-576x1024.jpg 576w, http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1243341811942163197787628-169x300.jpg 169w, http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1243341811942163197787628-768x1365.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1243341811942163197787628-864x1536.jpg 864w, http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/20250216_1243341811942163197787628.jpg 918w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vim pra Su\u00e9cia encontrar duas amigas. Elas gostam de tomar banho de mar no inverno e me trouxeram para um p\u00eder chamado Kallbadhus, que traduzindo quer dizer casa do banho gelado. Faz 75 minutos que elas est\u00e3o l\u00e1 dentro da &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/?p=6683\">Continuar a ler <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-turismo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6683"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6685,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6683\/revisions\/6685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.cris.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}